![]() Leela: You won't send me any spam, will you? Leela: I don't quite understand what this petition's about. ![]() Nudar: That's just what the guys who oppose the things you support want you to do.įleb: And we'll need your e-mail address.īender: Hmm, they say you shouldn't give out your e-mail address. ![]() Nudar: Sir, would you care to sign our petition?īender: I support and oppose many things, but not strongly enough to pick up a pen. I don't know if you're waves or particles, but you go down smooth. It's like looking in a smelly mirror.įarnsworth: So he's got a little ink. Leela: Hey, Fry, I didn't know you had a tattoo of Bender on your ass.īender: You got a tattoo of me? Neat. I gotta find the bartender and deliver this box of barstool softener.īartender: Why are you talking to my penis?įry: And initial here. :įarnsworth: Well, I'm going in the water to prune up a bit before I strut. Leela: It feels great to be back at the wheel after two long years.įry: "You must be at least this naked"? How much nakeder could you be? Torgo's Jingle Singer: When your toilet smells like faeces, Only Torgo's packs the power of five highly paid television executives into every can for maxim odour absorption. We're all here for you.įarnsworth: Good news, everyone! We've got a delivery to the nude beach planet.Īnnouncer: Futurama is brought to you by. Come, Dwight, let's find you a handsome new father.īender: It's okay, Hermes. LaBarbara: Okay, look, Hermes, we got to think of the boy. LaBarbara: Oh, my poor little love pirate of the Caribbean! He's just being polite.įry: Who does he think he is, being polite to you? You want me to beat him up?įry: "Charles de Gaulle"? Never heard of you.ĭe Gaulle: I freed France from the Nazis and. Lars: Sir, you're just a little enraged 'cause you're dying. Hermes: Pick up ladies on your own time, you shiny-headed goat! It's a nice looking eye, and there's plenty of it. Leela: What are you looking at? Is it the eye? While my head's slowly dying 'cause I'm not in a jar yet, you bimbo!ĭr. Hermes: I think we've all learned a thing or two about sexual stereotypes. The mere fact that I'm blonde and have a breathy voice, full sensual lips, and a steaming hot body doesn't make me a bimbo. ![]() Hermes: Figures I'd get mangled while the blonde bimbo's on duty.ĭr. Hermes: That's why they call me 11-inch Conrad. Fetch down one of them sabres.īender: Oh, flexible. Hermes: In Jamaica, we got 10-story office buildings lower than that. Hermes: What's the matter, robot? You got a rod up your spine? Leela: So what does this mean for us and our many fans?įarnsworth: It means we're back on the air!įarnsworth: Yes, flying on the air in our mighty spaceship! And pretty badly.įarnsworth: In fact, most of them died from their injuries.įarnsworth: And then they were ground up into a fine pink powder.įarnsworth: Oh, it's got a million and one uses. Chop-chop.įarnsworth: Good news, everyone! Those asinine morons who cancelled us were themselves fired for incompetence.įarnsworth: And not just fired, but beaten up, too. Well, clear out your desks and move along. Farnsworth!įarnsworth: In fact, you were fired two years ago! That's when we were shut down by the delivery network.įarnsworth (VO): Yes, I'm afraid the brainless drones who run the network canceled our license.įarnsworth: Oh, it's terrible. And now I am proud to present the owner and founder of Planet Express, Professor Hubert J. Hermes (VO): Bureaucrat Grade 34, Hermes Conrad Hermes (VO): Assistant Manager of Sales, Bender Bending Rodriguez!īender: Here! Cerveza, por favor. Hermes (VO): Delivery boy, first class, Philip J. Hermes (VO): Planet Express delivery company roll call! Captain Turanga Leela!
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